ONE OF VOVA'S SCHOOL DAY

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Today an inspection team came to inspect the class, everyone in the class prepared the lesson very carefully, only Vova was ...

Life time

The teacher asked a question:
- Why do we grow faster when we fertilize?
- Miss, because ... because the tree can't stand the stench of feces, it has grown so fast! - Vova is fast.
-?!

Time to practice writing
The teacher collected her essay writing with the subject: "Describe my pig". Vova stood up and asked her to beg for the weekend, she asked:
- Why haven't you finished writing?
- Yes ... because my father is not on business yet!
- Ah! Probably by doing household father, right?
- No, no! I just wanted to describe it correctly so I jumped into the pigsty to measure its length. But ... how much weight do I have to wait for my father to come and tie me up to know.
- !!!

Geographic time
Vova and Tom discuss the four seasons theme. Tom asked Vova:
- Why is the cold season, people call it winter?
- Because it is warm in the cold season.
- Why is the hot season called summer?
- Because ... it is cool during the hot season. You even need to ask that?

Physical hours
Teacher: When we go to the sea, if unfortunately the boat is punctured, the water rushes into the cavity, how should we do it?
Vova: You have to handle it quickly so that it doesn't sink.

At the end of the lesson, Vova was able to hold a "ticket" to meet with parents with the "excellent" past "achievements".

MỘT NGÀY ĐI HỌC CỦA VOVA

 
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